Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Where to start? If you are like me then the hassle of constantly tucking in your shirt after getting up from your office chair is frustrating. Who wants to go around with their shirt ballooning out of their pants? Or constantly checking the tuck like you have some sort of OCD giving off nervous business vibes. So I took the plunge and ordered these with my expectations lowered just in case they disappointed me. First off I went with these because attaching my shirt to my socks sounded like a hassle in and off itself. Also I figured since I was no hipster in skinny pants but a manly man with bulging thigh muscles then I would have no problem with these slipping up my legs. Second off I didn't need any help keeping my socks up for the same manly reason that I had bulging calf muscles to keep those socks in place. Now for the good part. After strapping these suckers on and getting the hang of slipping the shirt into the metal loops with the silicone button I headed out the door for work. Never have I felt so sexy and empowered as when I strolled into the office after getting out of my car with my shirt still straight and snapped into place. NO ballooning here; No un-sexy wrinkles all over the place with this chap. As I passed the desks feeling all Christian Grey with my shirt bondage straps in place I could see the boyish men with their jaws dropping as they were hammered with the insecurity of their ballooning shirts all hanging out. The women swooning at the sight of the snatched in shirt I was wearing perfectly profiling my manly build! From the back of the office I could see some commotion as my colleagues began to pour out of their offices just to catch a look at my smooth look. The ladies were waving something in the air . . . was that panties? Too far to know for sure but with the way I felt I could believe they were waving all the undergarments they had invitingly in the air. That is until I got closer and realized that those were pink slips the HR workers were waving around not underwear and it was then that I realized in the excitement of attaching my shirt to my bulging thigh muscles to keep it smooth I had forgotten to put on pants. The product is amazing though! Anyone have a job recommendation?