Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I have an addict. There I said it. He has no desire to enter recovery. He won't even Admit he has a problem. It's sad . . . . really. First it was balled up tinfoil. Then, it was balls with bells in them (very annoying at 3AM). Then, he discovered furry mice with rattles inside. He was hooked immediately. Unfortunately, after feeding his habit for years with mice from the local big box pet store, that store quit carrying them! He went into withdrawal. His depression had no bottom. He just kept sinking lower and lower. When he started chewing on my fuzzy slippers, I knew I had to find another dealer. I scoured back alleys and the others placed unsavory people congregate. But, I came up empty. Finally, I thought to search on Amazon. Huzzah! Fuzzy mice with rattles! My little addict is no longer exhibiting signs of withdrawal. He's happy again! And, the rattles aren't near as annoying at 3 AM as the balls with bells. :)