Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Women usually have such a problem admitting that we even have certain bathroom needs. Most of us would prefer no one knew we produced #2. For those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, life stops when the gurgling starts. I found the solution with the aid of this product and a few theater backdrops that have been cut down to size. No more missing important meetings while stuck on a cold and lonely throne. I dress in a business suit and Skype a pitch to the boss, while taking care of business of an entirely different manner at the same time, and no one is the wiser! All they see is me in a smart pinstripe Armani with a view of the Empire State behind me. If only they knew what was really going on back there! After my telecommute to work, I pull on the back drop and the Velcro releases New York City and puts me in a beautiful park. A quick half costume change (for which I stand to keep my legs from falling asleep), then I am running through lines with a few of my community theater friends. To P or not to P is not longer a question. I did not spend all that money on the Shatner School of Acting to be deprived of my chance to tread the boards. Rather than strapping myself into an adult diaper for rehearsal, I just phone it in big Willie style and save the Depends for opening night. The digital pedestal stand and I have our routine perfectly synchronized. The back drops are not included with the purchase but I do know an old drama teacher that can hook you up. I am dealing with my IBS and raising my hand in an online classroom simultaneously because I have the answer! Back to Skype and a Parisian back drop, I am flirting with mi amore over a red and white checked table cloth (granted it is on a TV tray) and talking about the day we will meet IRL (in real life). When the girls want to go clubbing, one of them takes me along via I-phone. My top gets skimpy and I dim the lights to let my glow rings and bracelets shine. Sometimes I hang a mini mirror ball from the roll holder and the party gets cr-aaazy! We jam out and sway, not jump, sway to the boom of the techno music. There is no booty shake in this personal porcelain adventure, but the benefits are plenty and the nasty bi-products can be flushed, literally. If a creep wants to get flirty, I simply tell the girls I will holla later and sign out! Thank you CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 with Roll Holder, you have let me live again!