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★★★★☆
Get a size smaller to make yourself feel better about life
I bought this 128 oz. monstrosity a few months ago.
Pros:
It is heavy and carrying it around constitutes a bicep workout.
It can potentially be used as a weapon in case of a robbery.
It sure is purty.
If you are caught in a snow storm, EMP blast, or zombie apocalypse you will be able to keep yourself and a small village hydrated.
Cons:
It will constantly remind you of your water intake shortcomings.
Its mere presence taunts and intimidates.
It takes 36 minutes to fill and 2.73 hands to carry it when full.
I’ve yet to make it past the “Keep Chugging” remark. The irony is not lost on me.
Size does matter, folks.
the product in question
Venture Pal Large 64 oz/Half Gallon Motivational Water Bottle with 2 Lids (Chug and Straw), Leakproof BPA Free Sports Water Jug with Time Marker to Ensure You Drink Enough Water Throughout The Day
4.6★ · 25,801 ratings, as of 2023