Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Dudes, I can't tell you how much I don't like folding clothes. I also can't express to you how much I don't want to write a review on amazon, but here's the thing. I whip out this thing like it's cash money and flip it around like it a 2 dollar bill you've never seen before. I get my laundry done in six minutes max. Flat. I'm throwing everything in there, towels. Shirts. Pants. My grandmother's bathrobe. My grandfather's ashes. Just to make it smoke like it's flaming. This is the best purchase I've had from Amazon. God bless my clothes looking like the gap. People walk into my room and pick something up and say "How much?". My girl proposed to me. On a bed of folded clothes. I fold my friends laundry. I call them up like I'm trying to swipe AMEX points and say "Yo, you got any clean T--Shirts?" Anyways. Give me a call if you need any more info. I can sell this thing to a man without a torso. God bless.