Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I have three cats, all of them complete a-holes who don't want me to have nice things like normal people do. Within 34 seconds of getting new furniture, these monsters set upon them like vultures on roadkill, and in short time my beloved new chair was already looking haggard. Now mind you there are 439 cat scratchers around this house, and nails are kept short, but my hellspawn cats don't care. Well I don't think declawing is humane, and I would probably get scratched if I tried to strangle them to death, so I decided to get these things. YEAH take that you little sheeeeets! They are all now "Like, WTF is this, man?!" And I cackle with evil glee as they bounce off these corner force shields. I have won! Victory is mine. All I have left to deal with is the dog eating my shoes. On a serious note, some have said the fabric screws are junk, and all I can say is these people must be morons. If the screw won't go in, be a higher primate and look at the dang thing, sometimes the wire gets compressed in shipping so just use your brain, man, pull on it a little and open it up a bit, then they go in just fine. I assume that those baffled by this must be crazy cat ladies and only have a fragile grasp on basic living, so this just was too much engineering for them. God help us all. Anyway, buy these, put them on, set up a video camera, enjoy hilarity and nice things.