Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So let's get the actual review part of out the way. I have bought the heavy flow of this brand and I love them so without using the pantiliners I just ordered, I know they will get the job done. Super absorbant and when used with a menstrual cup they are wonderful. Comfortable and easy to clean. They don't slide as long as you don't wear really loose pants AND loose underwear. I've been wanting to get the pantiliners for a good long while and finally bought them. I recommend these pads to everyone. Actual functionality is the reason this is 5 stars. That being said.... Now to the title of this review. I'm gonna start with the obvious "No one sees these but you" Uh... no... other people do see them. I keep them folded up in my purse, they are sitting on the shelf directly above my toilet, these are in my laundry baskets. So no... not the only one that sees these. Y'all.... made some really poor PUL decisions here. Let's start with the first one pictured. Did you REALLY? Put desserts and the actual WORD dessert... on a PAD? I can't say enough how very little I feel like dessert at my time of the month. I mean if my husband wants to look at me like dessert at LITERALLY any other time of the month that is fantastic, please.... feel free to consume. That being said, while the liquid coming out of me when I'm actually using these does not look that different to the liquid in that glass. I would highly recommend not consuming that. And... mushrooms? Really? Fungus.... Who came up with that one? And why did no one step in to interject? Mushrooms... on a vagina... No wheels turned? Really? I mean it's a cute pattern and all but, that's right up there next to putting fish on one... And while floral prints are nice. Who sat down and said "Here! Let's put flower patterns on these that ONLY women who no longer need to use these will like." At least you guys got it down with the storage bag....