Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I debated for weeks between buying these bad boys, or getting my wife of 17 years her much needed heart transplant. Although I miss her very much, me and my ears have never regretted my decision. ...and on these diamond glass, "paragon of clarity" speakers, my wife's old record collection I inherited sounds...well...TO DIE FOR! Awww sweetie.... If only you and Jesus could hear this home theater setup now...