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The ringing sound made while I hefted the cutter up brought a huge smile across my face, not to mention the water streaking down my cheeks due to the sheer beauty of 16” of stainless steel power in my hands. Immediately, every pizza within a 10 mile radius knew that its demise was inevitable….to include the hapless pepperoni and sausage pizza that laid before me. Immediately, my victim began crying crocodile tears of tomato sauce knowing of the impending doom. However, no amount of begging was going to stop me from getting what was mine. Without hesitation (or guilt) I quickly dispatched my foe into 8 evenly sliced pieces, perfectly intact, with medical precision. With unnoticeable effort, I removed my blade and looked at the sauce stained across its flawless surface, my reflection mirrored in the terror that had ensued. Slowly and ever so delicately, as I wiped my blade clean of any remains, I relished in the fact I was able to not only cut up my foe so quickly, but clean up was simple and lightning fast. The time saved dispatching the nefarious pizza demon allowed me to spend that much more time enjoying the spoils of my victory. Well done KitchenStar….well done.