Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Now this isn't your run of the mill little-Timmy-in-third-grade jump rope. This is some high quality, super strong, SPEED Jump Rope for Cardio Fitness Training. And when I say speed, clearly emphasized in all capital letters i mean hyperspeed, flash, so fast you can't even see this thing speed. I almost only gave it 4 stars because I thought that a certain speed the jump rope disintegrated out of thin air. NO, the thing goes so fast you can't even see it. You wanna talk about crossovers? GOT EM. Before, any attempt at doing a crossover led to the rope between my legs and my face on the gym floor. Now I am doing so many crossovers that girl Theresa at the gym has even taken notice. Fun fact, girls love crossovers. Wanna hop on one foot? GOT THAT TOO. I don't want to say this jump rope was life changing--but before I was a morbidly obese virgin. Now, I'm a muscular happy man married to my WIFE Theresa (Love you babe). Some of you softies might think, "Oh but I don't want to get blisters!" Look at those handles. It's like they were put on the Earth solely for fitting comfortably in your hands. If ya'll are tryna jumprope, meet the girl of your dreams, and have abs like Ryan Gosling, get this jump rope. right. now.