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Dear Reader, Day: 1 Hour:1 Min: 7 I am writing this hoping this is reality. I want to let people know of my existence as I am not sure if I will survive, equipped with a gallon of milk I tempted fate, there is no account in my recent memory to compare this experience to. I find myself leaning on the toilet holding the smooth porcelain thanking it for its cool surface, where am I... when is this... delirium has set in. Day:Unknown Hour: Unknown Min: Unknown I have survived, my mouth has returned from the test of hell and one day I hope my sense of taste will return with it. I refused to follow the light, I am alive. Now I fear the worst, as there will come a time that I will need to use the restroom. For this I fear the most, I must choose a God as I may soon may be forced to speak with them. I must prepare.