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I could pay $10 - $15 for a manual burr grinder, but how else would my friends know that I was born into money in a gated community and had my bachelor’s degree paid for by my father unless my $150 coffee grinder was just as pretentious as me? Whenever the sociopolitical landscape or news about civil rights makes me feel uncomfortable and no longer invincible, I just charter a private jet to the alps, grab my VSSL, and sip my cares away with a nice cup of Yirgacheffe that was picked by slave labor. Thanks VSSL!