Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I've been a procrastinator since I can remember. I have ideas and never put them to practice. I checked out a book from the public library that teaches you how to organize your life and take action. Well, I never read the damn book. Not only that but I returned it to the library after its due date and paid a fine. Are you getting what type of person I am or think I am? Now a month after taking this pill I'm reading, taking extracurricular college clases, putting my thoughts into action, interested in learning, and absorbing knowledge like a sponge. This is not a magical pill. If you're not into learning, improving yourself, reading, then this thing will do nothing for you. But if you've ever been curious about learning another language but have put it aside then this pill will help you get motivated and stay focused. I can read without getting distracted. I can write a freaking list of e-mails. I can balance my checkbook. I can write an Amazon review beyond the "yes, it's good!" Yes! Yes! Yes!