Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was skeptical at first, I mean how does one murder thirst anyway? Well, let me tell you, I'm a skeptic no more. Liquid Death Mountain Water not only slaughtered my thirst, but I think I may now be able to yodel. First, upon cracking open the tall boy can, a mountain appears out of thin air. Then, as you take your first sip, your thirst is dragged up the mountain. Each step higher and higher your thirst grows tired and weary. Finally when your thirst has been forced to the summit, it is decapitated and thrown off the peak smashing against the craggily mountain side. After your second sip of Liquid Death Mountain Water all feels right in the world. It's as if a great wrong has been corrected.