Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

There's a reason moms wear Mom jeans. No, it's not because we're fat and no it's not because we are so exhausted by our children that we have ceased to care about how we look. Nay nay. Moms wear Mom jeans for one excellent reason: because as ridiculous as we look in our Mom jeans, we look ten times more ridiculous in Teen jeans so count your effin' blessings. When you have children, the connective tissue between the left and right abdominal muscles is all but destroyed and your very BONES shift. That's why, after we have children, even if we lose all the baby weight, the clothes we wore before just do not fit right. Our waists are not where they once were, and those hip huggers become muffin-topped, plumber-butted disasters. Amanda jeans sit at the natural waist, they have room in the right places and don't bag in the wrong ones. I do wish they had those slimming panel pockets in front, but that's fairly easy to engineer yourself (just stitch a piece of lycra to each of the side seams et voila! a whole new you.) Next time you feel like making fun of your Mom for her Mom jeans, drop instead to your knees and pay HOMAGE to her SELFLESSNESS in giving up her cute little figure so YOU could have LIFE, you ungrateful wretch! Then buy her ten pairs of Amanda jeans. And also go do the dishes, Mom is exhausted.