Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This product is amazing. When I first cracked open the jar I heard the sound of a bear roaring in defense of its territory. Cautiously, I peered inside to be blinded by red white and blue stars blasting past my watering eyes. Once the patriotic stream had subsided, I mixed myself the first serving. The flavor, like a fresh squeezed glass of pineapple juice served in a chilled coconut on a white sand beach in Hawaii. The tingling rush hit, and I dove into my workout like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet. With gusto. Half way through my lifting, I realized I was the one roaring like a pissed off Ursidae. The sound attracted the largest Bald Eagle I’ve ever seen. It tore off my roof, grabbed me by the shoulders and flew off into the sunrise. We landed at a white supremacy rally and proceeded to spend the rest of the day punching and head butting nazi’s. Satisfied with a job well done, it flew me home and we finished our workout together. I highly recommended this product.