Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Now let me tell you, THIS is a lens. You thought that $700 piece of trash you just bought is going to get the job done? Wrong. I didn't know what life was until I spent 94% of my annual income on this beautiful green beast (homeless now, no familiy, help). I'll admit, I'm not a professional. I've been using the Gameboy Camera as my primary piece of hardware for the past 6 years, and I felt it was finally time to move up. So I took the leap and bought this hunk of metal as well as a high quality, single use, Kodak 35mm camera (with flash, of course). That's when I ran into my first problem, however. The flash thingy couldn't get around this howitzer barrel. I was in luck though, I managed to jury rig an old U-boat periscope to reflect the flash over this titan and haven't had any issues since. PROS: -Green -INCREDIBLE zoom. I accidentally dropped this behemoth and the camera pointed up and took a picture. I discovered a new exoplanet around AD Leonis 16 lightyears away. -You can see PAST the observable universe with this tube. -Green -They cancelled the James Webb after seeing me in action. -The green adds a level of camouflage. When you're in the middle of a warzone outside of Vang Hai, Cambodia, you HAVE to be stealthy. The green paint COMPLETELY eliminates the lens glare. I've evaded 14 snipers like it was nothing. I've since been contacted by the CIA, FBI, Viet Cong, NSA, Seal Team 6, Costco, and the SIS. -Cheap -Doubles as mortar tube if needed Cons -Sometimes you zoom in to far and accidentally take a peak at the quantum dimension. Spooky stuff man. -The green camoflauge can make it hard to find if you set it down in a field. I'd get some if flares just in case. - You're required by law to have a flashing red light on top of this thing when pointing it up so aircraft don't hit it.