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Worship This Jar
This is some sort of sorcery. Nothing else could explain what it did.
We emptied a one bedroom apartment into a 10 x 10 storage unit. Every piece was contaminated with "The Funk," a mold/mildew smell that was making us sick. Each item exuded The Funk no matter what we tried - plastics, books, clothes, wooden hangers, all of it.
We lobbed one of these jars like a grenade into the storage unit, a last gasp try to salvage maybe a few things.
Came back a few days later and The Funk...was gone. Not covered up, not reduced, but gone.
Physics says that books packed together on a shelf can't be deodorized because there's no airflow through them. This little can of witchcraft laughs at physics. The books were Funk-free.
So was the TV, and the furniture, and the clothes, and every bit of memorabilia, and all the keepsakes that connect us to the most important people in our lives.
It was dark magic, for sure, and also the only miracle that ever happened in that run-down waystation for people's excess stuff.
It saved us thousands of dollars, because we would have had to throw out everything we owned if not for this little jar of gelatinous impossibility.
Get some. Now.
August 2017 · Health and Household · verified purchase