Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Great for when your wife kicks you out of the tent and you only have time to grab one thing. Of course it's not going to be as warm as your hollofil sleeping bag (What do some of these one-star reviewers expect? A down comforter? It's an emergency blanket, for God's sake.) but it's better than standing around in the cold as you beg her to let you back inside, or at least to toss out your shoes, too. The Emergency Mylar Thermal Blanket is as big as a bed sheet, but you can fold it up into a tiny little square and stick it in your pocket as you hike out to the interstate to hitch a ride back to the city. If no one picks you up—which is probably going to be the case, what with her claw marks on your face—you can wrap yourself back up and spend the night in the ditch, looking like a discarded burrito, repeating your wife's name over and over, even though you know that saying it a million times won't erase the one time you called her by her sister's name.