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As soon as I put it on, I felt a surge of power course through my entire body (my ENTIRE body, wink wink) and I thrust my fist skyward in a gesture of triumph. My skin started to tingle, my hair stood on end, and a sudden spike in adrenaline caused my teeth to chatter. Day turned to night as storm clouds formed overhead, the ground started to shake, and car alarms started going off all around me. The sensation became too intense to handle, and I tightly shut my eyes as a silent scream escaped my lungs. There was a flash of light so bright that it burned through my eyelids as a bolt of blue lightning shot straight up from my raised fist into the clouds. I collapsed to the ground, exhausted. The clouds parted, and the warm sun bathed my flushed cheeks. Small birds fluttered to my side, urging me awake with soft chirps and gentle pecks. I slowly stood up and looked at the fist of destiny, which had partially melted and fused to my skin, becoming a permanent part of my body.