Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This magnificent helm saved my life. Alas, I was a wondering knight cast out by my cruel lord. I embarked on a quest for a spiritual goblet but disaster soon struck. My helm was stolen in the night as I stayed at a local inn. Soon after my squire forsook me and took the coconuts with him. "How now shall I traverse?" I thought. It's not like coconuts grow on trees. I had already had the good fortune of having a pair of swallows drop one next to me. I'm not sure how it arrived but I'm guessing that they had a strand of tree bark that they fashioned into a..... never mind. I digress. The important thing is that I beckoned to the mighty Amazon and forthwith a new helm came and I defeated the French. I made THEIR fathers smell of elderberries! Seriously though awesome product. Would buy again but I know I won't have to.