Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I went in the Appstore and this thing popped up that said I was in Amazon underground and I had no idea what that meant. Well I figured out what that is. Now I think I'm glad to have a kindle fire instead of an iPad or something for Once! I can't believe we get free apps that Google and Apple users have to pay for! Anyway, I got this game free, and I just LOVE IT SO MUCH! THE HELICOTERS, THE BUGS, THE HATS, THE JOY OF PUSHING PEOPLE OFF DOCKS WHILE THEY PROPOSE MARRAIGE! Get it. Get it now. I mean it!