Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you told me a thousand years ago that a thousand years from now there would be a device that would allow me to hang things from any vertical surface without a single nail, a single bolt, or a single gob of sticky-tack, I would ask you what sticky-tack was. These Adhesive Large Hooks simply defy the Middle-Aged imagination. Since purchasing these revolutionary advancements in science and engineering, I have found new meaning in hanging things and in life. These hooks encouraged me to go through with having my first son, and now they proudly hang his blankets. These hooks encouraged me to ask my boss for a raise, and now they proudly hang the sacks of money I find lying around. These hooks encouraged me to be my best, and I couldn't have done it without them. You may be thinking, "How could a tiny hook make such a big difference?" Well first of all, you might be looking at the wrong product as these are clearly labeled as "Large" hooks. "Big deal," you say, "it's just and expression, I was using 'little' to describe the hooks as insignificant." Misunderstanding aside, these hooks can hold anything, and the last time I checked everyone but the Michael down the street who played with fireworks has two hands (Michael was born with a rare mutation that left him with three hands). So unless you're Michael or are severely destitute, you are going to find yourself with more things to carry than you have hands. So sure, you glance at this product and surmise, "Oh I probably don't need that," but when it comes time to relocate your shower towel from your waist to an airy location where it can dry, you will be wondering why you passed up on Command's 17003-VP-3PK Adhesive Large Hooks Value Pack.