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I was prepping my usual morning bottle of iced Jocko White Tea, transferring the brewed tea from teapot to bottle when I spilled a bunch of it all over the kitchen floor. Not wanting to allow the potent solution to dissolve the varnish of my nice wood floors, I immediately called over the family dog, a heavy set 75lb Ridgeback mix, to lick up all the spilled tea. After the tea was all lapped up, I put the dog out into the backyard and got my son ready for school. Twenty minutes later I came back to the pool deck door to let the dog in. The picture shows what was waiting for me.