Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This is exactly what I was looking for. This can is compact, very functional, and very well built. It looks 1000 times better than my old can and doesn't scoot around on my laminate floors and mark up my wall like the old one. It is definitely worth every penny. The only problem is an existential one...I just spent $150 on a trash can and was genuinely excited when it was delivered to my door. What happened to the young man that spent his dollars on booze, trendy clothes, and video games? Replaced by a man that reads reviews on trash cans online, comparing warranties and features. A warranty? On a trash can? For God's sake... Then there is the giddy excitement when his expensive waste receptacle finally arrives, punctuated by the time spent writing another review for some poor soul like me. Some poor soul with a very nice trash can!