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Delicious and Effective! review from a over night auditor!
These CHOCOLATE bars are friggin' awesome!
What you need to know!
-They taste absolutely nothing like coffee
-It says it has 101mg of caffeine, i.e. about a cup of coffee. But it seems to do a better job in waking me up! (without having the runs, unlike coffee. lol)
-It has a cute little thing saying on the back; = which makes it brand-able (good to sell)
"Consume one piece of Awake and you'll be ready for wringing out a washcloth or possibly closing a very heavy box. Two pieces, and you're ready for conversation with a 3 year'old, writing a book report, or cornering a cagey marmoset. Three pieces and you're 3/4 awake ' ready to run an impromptu 5K, paint the house (both floors), or become a successful auctioneer. Eating four pieces of Awake will have you ready to take a 53 hour road trip, cram for midterms, or hike Mt. Rainier ' up and down ' in an afternoon*
*Actual state of Awake may vary by height, weight, diet, disposition and willingness to believe."
CONS
-Popular to contrary reviews stating of NO taste but milk chocolate, it is incorrect. If you let it melt in your mouth, there is a bitter taste of caffeine. It is more than bearable due to it being very light. Inevitable. Still better than coffee.
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December 2015 · Grocery and Gourmet Food