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who likes licking random objects and doing seizures right into walls?!
If so, here's your game! Have fun by being all types of goats! Do you want to be a queen goat and rain goats from the sky? Or perhaps a goat with a jet pack and ram into others? Or maybe a whale with water sputtering out from your head? Well now your baa-ish dreams have come true! Use your frighteningly long tongue to grasp items, people, and other goats! Here's how the controls work: first, use the round circle on the bottom left to move. Second, the picture on the bottom right with a goat means to jump. Third, use the goat with its head to ram. Fourth, use the top left button with a goat to change into another goat! Fifth, use the pause sign to either go to the menu, pause, respawn, or restart. Sixth, use the goat with lines under its legs to jump. Seventh, my favorite, use the goat with wobbly legs to rag doll. All you basically gotta do is one, finish your missions, and two, the most important of all, be dumb as a goat! Thanks! -suitedzombie 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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