210
people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #149,982 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★☆
little, yellow, different
Oh my! What a life saver this little gem is! For most of my life I have been using a potato gun to launch my bananas through the large harp I keep in my kitchen but the results are mediocre at best. They never end up being sliced at the right angle, or they bounce off the wall onto the floor and not into the cereal bowl. But now I don't have to keep all this heavy equipment around and no more cleaning up a huge mess! What a great product! I can't thank the good folks that invented this enough. I owe you my life. Seriously. I would take a bullet for you people. I am currently in a car outside "protecting" your house from intruders. You are welcome. This is gratitude, not stalking. Could you please come out here and tell the nice policeman that I am not a threat to your safety? Fine, I'll leave but I'll be back later. Eating sliced bananas in the car watching you with my yellow bananoculars. WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME????
