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I'm tired. Tired of doing all the housework, the yard work, raising the children alone, working full time to pay for those 47%. It's too much for one woman to handle. So I took the former governor's advice and started looking for some qualified women to help me out. I walked all over the city peeking into back alleys and dumpsters and calling out "any qualified women in there? No? Ok thanks". I had nearly given up. In a city with 52 accredited colleges, it is SO hard to find a qualified woman!! Then a friend told me about the binder. "A binder full of women?" I asked. I could hardly believe it! But my friend assured me it was true, I mean, the governor wouldn't... Lie... Right? Lo and behold, here I am on Amazon, and there it is. A binder! My life just got a whole lot easier. My only question is will the binder make my decisions for me or do I need a separate binder full of men for that? I mean with all those women, who's going to make the choices?