1,884
people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #3,113 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★☆
N'eau Way! I Smell Like Takei!
Not sure what some of these complaints are about. As a woman, I found this cologne not only made me feel witty and sassy, but it immediately improved my fencing skills. If I keep this up, I'll be a pro fencing contender in no time at all... if I can manage to keep my shirt on.
UPDATE
Had to remove a star due to police harassment over my impromptu toplessness. What's up with the gender discrimination?!
