Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ah, Governor Rick Perry... without your never-ending misogyny and chauvinism, I never would have learned about the Mizuno Women's Wave Rider 16 Running Shoe - modeled so very stunningly and effectively by Texas State Senator Wendy Davis during her epic 11 hour filibuster! I'm hoping that when I lace these babies up and step out, every male troglodyte who sees my feet will recognize these red shoes and know that I am dead serious about controlling my own body and making my own reproductive choices - and that I'm also standing up for every woman so she can do the same. I'm standing with Wendy, so get the heck out of my body and my bedroom, or I'll put these red shoes to another good use - and kick your behinds into the next century. Thanks, gov - couldn't have done it without you!