Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I bought this just recently. I kinda collect lip balms and chapstick. So I thought, "Hey! This seems neat!" So when I got it, I was excited because I've never heard of a lip balm that felt electrifying. So I generously applied it to my lips after unboxing it. And I sat, saddened. Nothing was happening. I felt cheated, like that time my Uncle Bob offered me a jelly donut, only he had removed all the jelly (not cool, Uncle Bob). So as I sat and read the packaging, I realized my lips were starting to tingle just slightly. I perked up and concentrated on the feeling. As the seconds passed, I realized the tingling was growing! I could finally feel what they meant! But then! THEN! Oh my great googly moogly! It felt like my lips were on fire! I tried to wipe them off on the nearest thing handy, a bed sheet. Suddenly, the sheets caught fire! As I scrambled out of the room, I realized my lips actually felt numb! This stuff was insane! Long story short, my house burnt down, the feeling eventually returned to my lips and I'd certainly buy again. (Five stars because I'm a pyro at heart).