Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We both know why you're here. You didn't want to spend $100+ at the store either. So now you're here, wondering if a $30 product is actually going to scratch the same itch. Well let me tell you, your search is over. "But does it compare to my corded version?". Yep. "Is it that low quality rubber that melts and discolors?". Nope, it's surprisingly high quality easy to clean silicone. "Is it going to wake up everyone in my house?". Not likely, and I know your corded one, much like mine, probably sounds like a jet engine. "Is it actually waterproof?". Well no one found me electrocuted in my shower last night so you can trust me when I say yes. For real, just buy it already. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to further my product research.