Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Let me begin by saying, by now, I have plenty of experience with strippers. Last Thursday I was feeling kind of bored. I went to the hardware story (if you know what I mean) with a pocket full of singles, and right there in the aisle was this sexy stripper. This stripper wasn't like others. In fact, I plan on keeping this stripper around for every occasion. I put it on my old table and watched it dance. It wasn't there long before it began to bubble, and I knew I had picked the right one. Let's just say, after this stripper, I've never appreciated my table more. The best part: while most strippers have that harsh, stripper smell (I suppose it just comes with the job), this one was different. It smelled slightly of orange, which believe me, is a pleasant surprise... especially when you have as much experience with strippers as I do... I'd recommend this stripper to anyone. Really.