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Voluminous skirt seeks partner with small waist and hips!
Pinterest: "You need a tutu."
Me: "I'm a 36-year-old grown woman. I think maybe you're right."
Listen... Real-talk: If your hips are, like, anything over 26-28", you're gonna put this on and wonder why you look like a cupcake. If you're going for the cupcake look, congrats! You win! If you're trying to look all elegant like the other size 0-6 ladies... It ain't happening. You can 1) embrace your newly added volume and pretend you and your skirt don't take up two seats in the backseat of the car, or 2) return it for a pencil skirt. Don't hide your curves, ladies. Adorn them with ponte knit and a slight touch of spandex!
In other news, if you're a "boxy-shaped" size 2-4, THIS IS THE SKIRT FOR YOU.
On the plus side: (lol...get it? 41" hips!) The good news is that the length hit the floor and then some on my 5'11" frame. Alas, I tried going with the short "tea-length" version and the long floor one, but neither were less cupcake-like.
(Also, wear something underneath. Apparently it's see-thru.)
July 2016 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase