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Upon busting out my new hand trowel, the glorious steel caught the gleam of the sun and it shone right into my eye. At this moment I knew I needed to test the power of such a magnificent device, and immediately set upon digging a hole to the center of the earth. Unfortunately whatever magnificent space-metal this trowel blade is forged from reacted strangely with the natural minerals in the earth’s plates, (which I reached in a matter of minutes digging almost effortlessly with this earthen devastator of a hand trowel) and I was pulled through an inter-dimensional rift caused by the trowel slicing clean through the fabric of space-time. I managed to find my way back to this plane of existence after a thousand years in the nether realm, (time flows differently there, I kept track of time by making notches with, -you guessed it- my trusty trowel.) and upon my return to this reality to write this review. In short, this tool kit is forged of the finest steel/space metals and will make gardening easy and enjoyable, but with great power comes great responsibility.