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Cats. The enigma of evolution. The only animal known to have domesticated itself. Who's to say that this product, or ANYTHING, is capable of controlling such animals? We have five- yes, FIVE- such beasts. Two of them are mostly Savage primordial warriors engaged in relentless territorial feuds. One is like a panther, sleek and built for ambush. The other is like a Sherman tank, mighty and fearless. Conflict is inevitable. I plugged it in and found that it will fall out of the socket if left unsupported, so I propped up the bottom with a Clementine. Interested, I immediately placed the Sherman tank adjacent to it. The beast sniffed the air and circled, perplexed by the new stimuli and without hesitation immediately sought out and instigated targeted warfare with it's rival. The battle is never ending and continues. Can mankind truly domesticate that which is capable of such terror? Desperate and out of options we havr turned to biological warfare in an attempt to regain control of domestic territory. The Geneva treaty has been broken. And there is no going back.