Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As an Apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ, I testify to you this day that the time will come when every one of us will look into the Savior's loving eyes and say, "Christ, wher'd you get those shoes." Answer: Amazon. These shoes fit comfortable no matter if your feet are narrow like Matthew's narrow gate or as wide as the reed sea...just don't get them wet. They will stink up to high heaven after a few rainy days. They are great for a 40 days and 40 nights journey across the hot, sandy Judean Desert or a music festival dancin' to "Cocaine Jesus," by Rainbow Kitten Surprise.