Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I purchased this Kukri during a night of drunken debauchery. I awoke the next morning to an email from Amazon stating that the knife had already shipped from Nepal (yeah, that Nepal). I now sat and contemplated my inebriated purchase decision. Should I cancel? Should I wait and see? I chose the latter, and boy, I am glad that I did. Not only is the knife ridiculously awesome, but it made me realize that drunk me is the best me.