Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I left this glue on my table overnight, loosely capped, and found the glue glued to my table... permanently. It has now been a year since it got stuck and it is officially part of the table. Great decoration. My colleagues and I have tried many means to get rid of the glue, mainly just prying at it (ouch, our fingers), poking at it with chopsticks (our chopsticks are dulled), cutting at it with knifes (I think the knife is bent), lathering on nail polish remover (my table is flooding), sawing at it with string (the string broke in half), and getting the glue stuck on our fingers, which took quite some to get off. We managed to twist the bottom part off (Which was still wet and workable even after a year, really great quality guys. Good job. It spilled right away and we were wiping away at it like our life depended on it). When we try to pry it off with our fingers or string, it lifts the table up as well. The force of this glue is greater than the weight of out table..... wow. As glue, it's served its purpose wonderfully. As a decoration, it has also done it's purpose. Ok, no, srsly, this actually happened tho. how do I get it off T_T