Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We are still relatively new to life in the country. Last year, I mistakenly left it up to my wife to order us a bug zapper. She is not good at estimating size, which she says bodes well for me (still not sure what that means) so our previous zapper was rather inadequate. Anyway, the mosquitoes are already bad here, so I clicked a button on my Amazon App and procured the mack daddy of all bug zappers! This thing burns with the light of a thousand suns, hums like the lights in gym class, and annihilates all manner of flying insects (maybe even small wayward birds) with EXTREME prejudice! I may have to move it away from the house as I'm not sure we can sleep with the repeated crack of 1.21 gigawatts of electricity mere footsteps from our bedroom window. I rate it a solid three thumbs up.👍👍👍