Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this product to encourage my herd of fiesty felines to utilize the scratching pads instead of our new sofas. The moment I brought in this product the three devil critters went from hostile takeover mode to our best friends. Suddenly they wanted whatever we had to offer. I took the perfectly packaged bag of Kitty Green Magic and sprinkled a few morsels onto their scratching pads. Our fat, furry hibernating critters suddenly summoned the soul of every 70's disco dancer and began to party in our living room. I think the oldest one spoke in Cheech's voice as he demanded "More Magic Woman!" There was rolling, purring, and I think some kitty cat hallucinations occurred. They sang a song of their tribe and howled at the moon that apparently only they could see. One even bonded with the dogs in total species disregard. It went on for three hours before they all fell comatose for 7 hours. We all went to bed. The next morning I was startled awake as I heard them discussing a back alley deal to trade 3 g of catnip for not throwing their poop out of the box. I have gone from FOOD LADY to a feline tribe's drug dealer. They sit waiting even as we speak. Good news: They have not scratched the couch since the purchase of this cat nip. Bad news: All three are in rehab now.