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So, I actually bought these to give to my cat (Bernard), because he kept tearing up my girlfriend's stockings. But things did NOT go as planned. Let this be a warning. Bernard has been wearing these fishnets and staying out late, coming home in the wee hours of the morning smelling like booze and cheap perfume. I don't know what he's gotten himself into, but I'm worried about him.