Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I used to go through life in a sluggish, mediocre manner. I used to wear earth toned clothing, and used to only see the world in a chalky dull way. One day I ran out of coffee pods at work, and while I frustratedly balled my fist at my own incompetence, a man in a hoodie emerged from the shadows of my work break room. He asked "Hey bro, you looking for a pick me up?" I looked left and right, and then behind me, thinking he was offering me cocaine, "Sure!" I jump on the offer. Just then he reached into his WuTang clan cooler and pulled out a miracle orange can. This may sound odd, but the air around the can sparkled as he presented it, as if I were watching a TV commercial. He handed it to me, I cracked it open, and tilted my head back to gulp it down like Popeyes eats a can of spinach. By the time I brought my head back eye level, the imam of energy has disappeared. He left me only with this story and a new addiction. I now live my life riding a tidal wave of enthusisim, energy, and passion. Thanks Monster energy!