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As a student of Mathematics, I spend a great amount of time taking notes, doing exercises, writing proofs, etc, and it always breaks my heart to see my fellow brethren digging into the dark recesses of their backpacks only to pull out cheap, plastic mechanical pencils, or worse, chewed out Ticonderogas! Having witnessed this travesty far too long, I one day began my Luciferian plan to plant the seeds nonconformism among the easily corrupted. It began slowly: "feel the weight of this thing", and "you know why you keep losing pencils? Cause you don't care about them. If you had a nice one however..." Soon, I followed with more aggressive prodding: "How can you say you care about the quality of your work when you write with disposable junk? By the transitive property, your work is junk too!", and "you might as well write out your proofs in crayon!" Then, shame: "you write with 0.5mm? Why? Does 0.7mm hurt your dainty, delicate man-hands?" Finally, an appeal to our collective struggle: "Brothers, these are the tools of our trade, our weapons in the fight against innumeracy and convolutions! You deserve better!" By the time my work was done, I had enlisted five members into the cause, and they are now all straight A students. True story. ***** UPDATE****** The tip of this pencil is sharp enough to poke holes in bouncy castles. Do not have in your pocket if you plan to go into bouncy castles! Also, said tip is perfect for popping animal balloons at kids parties. ***** UPDATE 2.0****** DON'T buy this pencil if you are 'Edward Scissor Hands' or a frustrated drummer and cannot hold a finely crafted tool in your hands for more than two seconds without dropping it. Or if you are a business major. Buy a fidget spinner instead. Yes, the tip will bend if you drop it, and glass will break too...