Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Unlike many on here - I didn't buy this for recreational purposes. I bought it because I got stupid, and ate the WHOLE block of cheddar cheese, half a pizza, and a half a bag of dortitos. Fast forward a week and I had produced nothing that couldn't be mistaken for rabbit droppings. I tried laxatives, I tried a fleet enema, I was desperate. DESPERATE I SAY. I was literally sitting on the pot, straining until I could feel myself on the verge of "vagal-ing out" (For those who don't know the "taking a dump" motion stimulates the Vagus nerve, reducing your heart rate, and is why so many paramedics find people dead on the throne. It is called "the crapper coronary" - ask an EMT or RN, or try taking your own pulse next time you are "unloading in the cargo bay". ) Anyway - I ordered this and HUGE bottle of lube. Sucked it up, shot in in.... Repeat twice. It worked well. VERY WELL. Non painful going in. Works perfect, I can see how this would be extremely fun in a recreation setting if your so inclined. Anyway, after being WELL greased with three squirts of lube - I delivered an evacuation that Randy Marsh himself would be proud of. This "dorito-turd" must have been Twenty Courics. It was like the end of Braveheart.... You know where he screamed FREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! If this lube shooter and that lube can enable on to quickly, effortlessly and painlessly pass a week old cheese blockage encrusted in razor sharp dorito shards, it should enable you to explore the Greek Isles with a donkey if you were so inclined! If I ever get to meet Andrea Tantaros Im now properly equipped. Have lube shooter, will travel! :D