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★★★★★
When Jesus returns, this is what he's gonna use to vacuum up the black, hardened soul of my ex wife.
This is probably the greatest Wet/Dry Vac to exist. It's sleek, lightweight, and has lots of little connectors and do-dads. You gotta mess around and figure out which connector piece fits with which thing though, they could put that in the instructions booklet. However if you played one of those "Match the Shapes" games as an infant, you should be able to figure it out. The sucking power is so great, that my now ex wife became consumed with jealousy. She knew that she was no match for Sheila. As if some guardian angel called out to me. I bolted upright at 2 AM. There I saw a figure in the dark standing over my dear Sheila, and I saw the glint of steel in the pale moonlight. I watched in horror, as I saw the hammer come crashing down with a rage. that no mere mortal should witness. BUT to my surprise, I heard a faint "Crack" and heard a yelp. My WIFE turned the lights on , revealing her true nature. She threw out her back, and with it, any morsel of humanity that was left in her heart. So here I am in a cold empty house, but it sure is, clean as hell.
November 2020 · Industrial and Scientific · verified purchase
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Bissell, Red, MultiClean Wet/Dry Garage and Auto Vacuum Cleaner, 2035M
4.6★ · 1,616 ratings, as of 2023
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