Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

An eternity of rough dollar store sheets have left my skin an uncultured mess. Me and my roommate (both of us guys) went searching for twin size satin sheets in every store in real life and found none. Our sadness was unbearable.... Then we found these, and bought them with no hesitation on an impulse on a Thursday, and let me tell you: BEST. SHEETS. EVER. I site no prior experience, and have tried no other satin or silk sheets, but i can say that these are easily the best sheets i have ever owned. Sleeping on anything else is tantamount to sleeping on sandpaper, my life is now complete, somebody kill me before something bad comes and detracts from all this awesome. The only downside is when I went home this one time, they were in my laundry bag, and my mom washed them, and then she laughed at me. Also, you slide around on them a lot...