Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Of all the pillows and gadgets I have purchased for this defective esophagus thingy caused by acid reflux blah blah, this riser has been the most effective. I’m using it on top of my mattress with a 4 inch memory foam topper on top of it. I’ve probably tried almost every wedge pillow and gerd gadgetry known to man. Why?? To mitigate all the damage caused by surviving the 70s as a child, teenage years in the 80s, and 90s grunge. Just think — a lifetime of growing up without organic foods, adult supervision, internet, smartphones, and Alexa... not to mention an over abundance of pork fat, butter, and Aquanet. Like totally man. 🤡 Many years and bad 80s hairstyles later, I am alive. I have finally conquered acid reflex with this ramp wedge thingy. The cats are ok with it and I feel pretty well rested since I started using it. The acid in my throat has been replaced with sweet dreams of yonder years where Crisco was King, and donut delights abound. Conclusion: I highly recommend this riser elevator wedge thingy. It’s worth a few bucks to hold back time until ancient aliens take me away and give me immortality. Until then, Go Avana.