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I woke up tossed some beans into my grinder, perhaps I used a little more than suggested per cup. Took a few sips and the last thing I remember ...is every task I've ever wanted to do was complete on top my husbands tasks. My mothers tasks, my neighbors tasks.... and it was 3 days after I woke up. It was like Limitless, in the form of a cup of coffee. I no longer hear sounds, I see them. CONS. Everyone is jealous of my obscene energy levels, they have tried breaking into my home to steal my Death wish whole bean coffee. My brain can't come up with enough tasks fast enough to keep up with my energy. Then again, that's not really a con. I typed this in 15 seconds. Good day. Seriously though, Best coffee EVER.